Contact Us About Slavery Reparations

Members of the Media:

If you are a member of the media and you want to contact us for your radio, television, print or internet story, please do so without hesitation. We try to always have someone available within 24-hours notice (often less) to answer questions on-air, on-the record, or otherwise for your convenience.

Advertisements:

If you want to advertise, please bear in mind that we will not sway our positions based on your sponsorship of our site, and that your ad will not constitute direct support or endorsement of your product, service or site, but it will give you access to our reader base, and it is tremendous. We’ve already been featured on many news shows and blogs, and we average more than 10,000 readers per day, even though we are still very young on the internet. When contacting us, state explicitly what you wish to get, and what you are willing to pay. We are very busy with our cause and advertisements are not our top priority, so unless you make us an offer, we may not even have the time or manpower to respond. No affiliate link offers either. Nothing personal, but we’re just not interested at this time.

DO SEND US:

Send us fan mail. Like everyone out there, we love to hear feedback from people who actually get what we’re doing and appreciate it.

Tell us what you’re doing to help. If you sent the site to all your friends, tell us how many. If you dropped a news tip to your local news outlets, tell us what papers or stations. If you had people sign our petition, tell us how many and what they thought of it.

Have us over for dinner, or maybe dessert. And if you think we might live near you, or you’re just curious, and you might want to light one up a few minutes after 4:17, and maybe party a little bit, well, you can use this form to reach us.

DON’T SEND US:

Please, no more Bible verses. We have already seen every defense from scripture why old, out-dated, racist policies should be continued, and we’ve already seen all the reasons why marijuana is apparently forbidden by your God. We know our God perfectly well, and we know we’re right with Him. Sending us scripture will not help, so for the love of God, for Christ’s sake (and I mean both of those in their literal senses,) no more scripture.

No more racist tirades. Yes, we get it, you don’t think the people you’ve oppressed since before the birth of your nation deserve any opportunity at all, but we’re sick of hearing it, and you saying it just like the last guy did isn’t about to wake us up to the “error of our ways” and convince us this whole quest is without merit. You can keep your racism, and if it’s not too much trouble, stuff it up the part of you that is brown.

Don’t try to sell us anything. We already get too many unsolicited emails trying to help us optimize for search engines, wrap cars in advertisements, and send out direct mailers to whomever. We don’t need any of that, we have no budget for it, and you sending us a solicitation only proves that you have no idea how to create organic business of your own, or you wouldn’t have to be knocking down every web-door in town. You found us the same ways 10,000+ do every day, and that’s good enough for us.

Final Note on Contacting Us:

Tell us where you are and a little bit about you. In addition to whatever comments you have, nothing gives us more reason to engage with you than you telling something interesting about you, even if you don’t like us and what we’ve set out to achieve. You might find we have more in common than you think, and it’s a great way to start down the road towards being neighbors, even if we are thousands of miles apart.

Use your real email address or we’ll never see it. We know that the Web Contact Form allows you to say your email address is clown@stupidclownhat.com (or more likely F@FU.com) but when you use a fake email, we never see it. Your letter might be the most brilliant thing you’ve ever written, but if you don’t give us a real email for our server to validate (you’ll likely get a confirmation in a few minutes, and you’ll need to click the link to validate that it’s you,) we’ll never see it and your clever ideas will disappear forever into the ethos of the backwater alleys of our server. Sorry if that forces you to actually stand behind your words.